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1、本文格式为Word版，下载可任意编辑【英语小笑话故事短文阅读】英语故事短文 笑话能够折射出.生活中的方方面面，并且笑话可以在说笑中蕴含着人们对于美妙生活的期盼和诉求。我细心收集了英语小笑话故事短文，供大家观赏学习! 英语小笑话故事短文：妻管严 The ruler of an ancient kingdom wanted to disprove the statement that the men of his domain were ruled by their wives. He had all the males in his kingdom brought before him and
2、warned that any man who did not tell the truth would be punished severely. Then he asked all the men who obeyed their wives directions and counsel to step to the left side of the hall. 古代有位国王，想驳斥一种传言，说他所辖的臣民都受妻子统治。他将全国的男人都召来，并警告说，任何不讲真话的人都将受到严惩。然后，他让那些服从妻子的男人站到大厅的左边. All the men did so but one littl
3、e man who moved to the right. 全部的男人都站到了左边，只有一个小个子男人站到了右边。 Its good to see，said the king, that we have one real man in the kingdom. Tell these chicken-hearted dunces why you alone among them stand on the right side of the hall. 这很好，国王说:我们国家终于还有一位真正的男子汉。你告知这些脆弱的笨蛋，为什么这么多人只有你站在大厅的右边。 Your Majesty, came
4、 the reply in a squealing voice，it is because before I left home my wife told me to keep out of crowds. 陛下，那个男人尖声气地答道:这是由于离家前，我老婆告知我，不许扎堆。 英语小笑话故事短文：他的其次个妻子 A rich man and his wife went into a shop to buy a bracelet. Neither of them was very young. They looked at a lot of beautiful bracelets, and af
5、ter half an hour there were two which they liked very much, but they had not yet been able to choose between them. One of them was very expensive, and the other was quite a lot cheaper. 一个富翁和他的妻子走进一家商店购买一个手镯。他们俩人肯定都不年轻了。他们看了很多美丽的手镯。半个小时后他们最终选择出两个特别中意的手镯，但是无法打算二者毕竟应选哪一个。其中一个特别昂贵，另一个要廉价许多。 Of course,
6、the shopkeeper wanted to sell them the more expensive one, because then he would get more money from them, so he said to the lady, Oh, go on. Spend his money. If you dont, he will only spend it on his second wife. 毋庸讳言，店主当然盼望把那个贵的卖给他们，由于这样就能从中赚更多的钱。哦，快买吧，花他的钱。假如您不这样，他只会把钱花在他的其次位妻子身上。 For several sec
7、onds nobody said a word，and then the lady said angrily, I m his second wife! 大家都默不作声，几秒钟后，那位女士生气地说道:我就是他的其次个妻子! 英语小笑话故事短文：为何收钱 After I was deployed to Egypt for the Operation Bright Star training program, I spent a weekend pass sight seeing in Cairo. A local offered to take my picture on his camel.
8、Free, he said. No charge. 我被调到埃及参与明星行动训练方案之后，有一个周末，我到开罗观光。一个当地人让我在他的骆驼上照相。免费，他说，不收钱。 I thanked him and handed him my camera. The man then blurted a command , and his camel sat down，allowing me to board. After taking the whole roll of film, the man said, That will be $ 5. 谢过之后，我将相机递给了他。于是那个人发了一个口令，骆驼就坐了下来让我骑上去。一卷胶卷照完之后，那人说:要给五块钱。 But you said you would take my picture free. 可你说是免费给我照相的。 Yes, that was free ,he agreed. But it costs $5 get you down from the camel. 是的，那是免费的，他表示同意。可是将你从骆驼上弄下来花了5美元。 看了英语小笑话故事短文的人还看了： 1.英语笑话小短文 2.关于英语小笑话故事短文 3.关于英语笑话故事精选 4.关于英文笑话小故事 5.搞笑英文小笑话短文故事 第 3 页 共 3 页