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1、本文格式为Word版，下载可任意编辑幽默的英语故事 英语幽默笑话故事 英语（幽默笑话）故事一： Did You Know Him?At a dinner party in the home of friends, our host mentioned his highschool alma mater. One of the guests asked him if he had been a student there at the same time as a particular vice principal. I sure was! answered the host. Hes the
2、biggest jerk Ive ever met. Did you know him too? Sort of, replied the guest. My mother married him last Saturday. 英语幽默（笑话故事）二： The Worlds Greatest SwordsmanAt an exhibition of the worlds best swordsman, the third-place fencer took the se. A fly was released, and with an arc of his sword he cut the f
3、ly in half. The crowd cheered. Then the second-place man sliced a fly into quarters. A hush fell in anticipation of the worlds greatest swordsman. His blade came down in a mighty arc - but the insect continued on its way! The crowd was aghast. The greatest swordsman had missed his target completely,
4、 yet he continued to smile. Why are you so happy? someone yelled. You missed! Ah, replied the swordsman, you werent watching very carefully. They fly lives, yes - but he will never be a father. 英语幽默笑话故事三： A MistakeAn American, a Scot and a Canadian were killed in a car accident. They arrived at the
5、gates of heaven, where a flustered St. Peter explained that there had been a mistake. Give me $500 each, he said, and Ill return you to earth as if the whole thing never happened. Done! said the American. Instantly, he found himself standing unhurt near the scene. Where are the others? asked a medic. Last I knew, said the American, the Scot was haggling price, and the Canadian was arguing that his government should pay. 第 2 页 共 2 页