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1、本文格式为Word版，下载可任意编辑短英语小笑话带翻译_英语笑话带翻译 笑话,是供人们消遣或交际的一种制造性的语言形式,其主要功能是调侃、消遣或讽刺。我整理了英语短篇冷笑话带翻译，欢迎! 英语短篇冷笑话带翻译篇一 A judge in a small city was hearing a drunk-driving case and the defendant, who had both a record and a reputation for driving under the influence，demanded a jury trial. It was nearly 4 p. m. a
2、nd getting a jury would take time，so the judge called a recess and went out in the hall looking to impanel anyone available for jury duty. He found a dozen lawyers in the main lobby and told them that they were a jury. 一位小城市的法官正在处理一个酒后驾车的案件。被告曾经有过酒后驾车的记录，现在需要一个陪审团做出裁决。那时已经是下午四点，找个陪审团来会铺张许多时间。所以，法官就宣
3、布休庭，然后就去任凭找些人来充当陪审团。他正好发觉在大厅里有十二个律师，就把他们叫来组成了陪审团。 The lawyers thought this would be a novel experience and so followed the judge back to the courtroom. The trial was over in about 10 minutes and it was very clear that the defendant was guilty. The jury went into the jury-room, the judge started gett
4、ing ready to go home , and everyone waited. 这些律师们认为能做陪审团将会是个新颖的经受，所以就同意和那个法官回到了法庭。审讯非常钟就结束了，由于很明显被告是有罪的。接着，陪审团进行协商，法官做好了回家的预备，每个人都在等待着最终的结果。 After nearly three hours, the judge was totally out of patience and sent the bailiff in to the jury-room to see what was holding up the verdict. When the baili
5、ff returned, the judge said，Well have they got a verdict yet? 差不多三个小时以后，法官已经等不及了，他派法警去看看陪审团是否做出了最终的判决。当法警回来的时候，法官问他:怎么样?他们做出了最终的判决没有? The bailiff shook his head and said，Verdict? Hell，they re still doing nominating speeches for the foremans position! 法警摇摇头说:判决?天哪，他们还在进行推选陪审团.的演讲呢! 英语短篇冷笑话带翻译篇二 KQED
6、radio announced a few days ago that due to lack of funding, it was canceling its Perspectives commentaries. Next morning, Doug Edwards was checking the call in tape for listener reaction and came across this from a woman on her car phone: MY name is Julia. Longtime listener. Im very upset that youre
7、 canceling Perspectives and I m considering canceling my support. Please reinstate followed by the sound of squealing brakes, a crash, shattering glass, and Julia yelling Oh s，youve made me so mad I just rear一ended the car in front of me. Have to go now. Click. Poor Julia. Funds were restored，and Pe
8、rspectives is back on the air. KQED电台在几天前宣布，由于资金紧急，他们将刷掉一个叫做观看评论的节目。其次天一大早，唐爱得华兹从特地记录听众反馈看法的电话录音中听到了一位妇女的留言:我叫朱莉娅，一个老听众了，听说你们要取消观看评论这个栏目，我感到特别生气!我要考虑收回我的资助，除非你们能恢复紧接着是一声急促的刹车声，然后是撞击声和玻璃粉碎的声音，并且伴随着朱莉娅的尖叫声:天那，你们简直快让我发疯了，刚才我和前面的一辆车追尾了，我挂电话了。接着便是挂上电话后的滴答声。可怜的朱莉娅，其实资金已经重新运转了，观看评论这档节目也重新开播了。 英语短篇冷笑话带翻译篇三
9、A middle-class man decides to go off and join a monastery, which requires an oath of silence. No speech is allowed except for two words every 5 years, to sum up ones experiences to the head monk. 一个中产阶级男子决心远离红尘，去当修道士。每个出家的人都必需要立个缄默誓言，那就是每五年只允许说两个字，作为对这一段时间所经受事情的总结。 After the first 5 years，the monk a
10、sked him what two words described his experiences and all he said was HARD BEDS. 第一个五年过去了，当修道士让他用两个字总结这五年的经受时，那人说道破床。 When the next 5-year period came the monk asked how things were and he replied: BAD FOOD. 又过了五年，当修道士再次问道他的时候，他回答猪食。 After 5 more years，he walked up to the monk and said，I QUIT! 第三个五年过后他对修道士说放弃。 The monk nodded and muttered，Yes , this doesnt surprise me. Youve been doing nothing but complaining for the past 15 years! 道十点了点头喃喃地说道:果不出我所料，这十五年来除了埋怨以外你什么也没有做。 看了英语短篇冷笑话带翻译的人还看了： 1.英语小笑话很短的 2.关于英文小笑话短带翻译 3.又短又经典的冷笑话带翻译 4.关于短小的英文小笑话带翻译 5.关于短英语小笑话带翻译 第 4 页 共 4 页