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1、本文格式为Word版，下载可任意编辑有关英语笑话带翻译阅读 英语小笑话带翻译 笑话以其短小的篇幅,洗练的文笔,幽默的情节,独有的魅力吸引着我们每一个人,成为大家茶余饭后的调味剂。我共享有关英语笑话带翻译，盼望可以关心大家! 有关英语笑话带翻译：A threat 恐吓 A commuter sitting on a subway train reading a paper back was so sprawled out in the seat that the woman next to him had very little room. When she asked if he could
2、move a bit, he refused. Just then, a man opposite them yelled, Why dont you sit like a human being! What are you going to do if I dont? came the reply. Well, for one thing, Ill tell you how that book ends. 一位跑地铁通勤的家伙四肢伸展地坐在座位上看着一本平装小说。他旁边的女士被挤的实在难忍，便要求略微挪动一下，却遭到了他的拒绝。 这时，坐在对面的一位先生喊道：你为什么不能像人一样坐着呢? 我
3、就是不情愿，看你能把我怎么样? 那个人回答说：那好，只有一个方法了，我会告知你这本书是怎样结的尾。 有关英语笑话带翻译：A clear explanation 最好的解释 Working at a theater box-office ticket window poses many challenges in dealing with people. A disgruntled customer at a window near mine exclaimed: No tickets? What do you mean no tickets? The woman waiting on him
4、smiled sweetly. Im terribly sorry, she replied. Which word didnt you understand? 在戏院售票窗口售票时常与这种人打交道，从而会消失许多新奇事儿。 一次，我隔壁售票口传来了顾客的埋怨声：没有票啦?你说的没票了是什么意思? 那位女服务员笑容可掬地回答说：先生，实在对不起您，哪个字不明白? 有关英语笑话带翻译：I am Lost 老子迷路了 There was a man who raised a pig. He felt tired of it and gave it up. However, the pig knew
5、 the way to go home. The man did not succeed in doing so several times. One day, the man drove an vehicle, turning many times on the way, then gave it up. Late at night, he telephoned to his family and asked: Had the pig returned home? A member of his family answered: It had. The man roared: Let it
6、answer the telephone. I am lost! 某人养一猪，烦，弃之，然猪知归路，数弃无功。 一日，其驾车转了许多弯寻猪，深夜致电家人，问：猪归否? 答曰：已归! 其怒吼：让它接电话，老子迷路了! 有关英语笑话带翻译：Patience 急躁 My friend and I were busy mending fences when my house-keeper arrived. Several times during the day, she drove out, returning 45 minutes later. Feeling curious, my friend
7、 asked her: Where do you keep going? Some darn birds built a nest in my car bumper! she exclaimed. Every two hours I have to go home because the parents are waiting go feed their young. I wish theyd hurry up and raise those kids. 我和我的伴侣正在忙着修篱笆，这时候，我的管家也来了。在这一天中，她开车出去了好几次，每次都是四非常钟后回来，我的伴侣感到很惊奇，于是问她：
8、你总出去干什么? 一些该死的鸟在我的汽车保险杠上出了筑一个巢，她说，我必需每隔两小时回一趟家，不然那些大鸟就会等在那里喂它的小鸟，我真盼望它们快点把她们的孩子喂大。 有关英语笑话带翻译：Good excuse 奇妙的借口 Police officers hear plenty of excuses from people caught parking only for the handicappedpersons. Once a policeman stopped a man for doing so. When the man was questioned if he knew the pa
9、rking regulations. He answered correctly. Then the policeman further questioned why he was parking his car there. Oh, I injured my leg last week. The doctor said I would become disabled if I didnt get proper treatment. Now Im experiencing what I feel like to be an disabled person. 当那些正常人因把车错停在专供残疾人用的停车位而被警察抓到时，他们总是能找到各种各样的借口。 一次，一个警察阻挡一个人把车停在残疾人的专用位上。当警察问他是否知道这个停车的规定时，他说她知道。然后警察接着问他为什么还有意把车停在那儿。 那人回答说：哦，上星期我摔伤了腿，大夫说，假如我不很好治疗，我就会变残疾，现在我想先体验一下作个残疾人是什么味道。 看了有关英语笑话带翻译的人还看了： 1.关于英语笑话带翻译大全 2.有关狗的英语笑话带翻译 3.英语笑话故事大全带翻译 4.关于英语笑话大全带翻译 5.关于英语幽默笑话带翻译的第 4 页 共 4 页