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1、本文格式为Word版，下载可任意编辑英语笑话带翻译两分钟英语笑话带翻译 冷笑话不同于一般笑话,它以其独特的制笑机制,能瞬间制造出一种特别的氛围。我整理了两分钟英语笑话带翻译，欢迎阅读! 两分钟英语笑话带翻译篇一 excuse for speeding 抓紧到达那里 harry and lloyd were speeding down the road. a police car pulled them over. 哈里与劳埃德超速行驶，一辆警车挡住了他们。 why on earth were you driving so fast? the policeman yelled. 你们为什么开那么
2、快?警官喊道。 our brakes are no good, so we wanted to get there before we had an accident! 我们的刹车不好，因此我们想在发生事故前抓紧到达目的地。 两分钟英语笑话带翻译篇二 why is he howling. 他为什么喊 dentist: please stop howling. i havent even touched your tooth yet. 牙医：请你不要再喊了!我还没碰你的牙呢。 patient: i know, but you are standing on my foot! 病人：我知道，可是你
3、正踩着我的脚呀! 两分钟英语笑话带翻译篇三 im not having it all cut off 没把头发全剪掉啊 miles sometime went to the barbers during working hours to have his hair cut. but this was against the office rules: clerks had to have their hair cut in their own time. while miles was at the barbers one day, the manager of the office came
4、 in by chance to have his own hair cut and sat just beside him. 麦尔斯有时在上班时间去理发馆理发，但这是违反办公室规定的：职员只能利用自己的时间理发。一天，正值麦尔斯理发时，经理碰巧也进来理发，而且就坐在他旁边。 hello, miles, the manager said. i see that you are having your hair cut in office time. 你好，麦尔斯，经理说。我看到你在上班时间理发了。 yes, sir, i am, admitted miles calmly. you see,
5、sir, it grows in office time. 是的，先生。正是这样。麦尔斯安静地承认了。可先生，你看，头发是在上班时间长的。 not all of it, said the manager at once. some of it grows in your own time. 不全都是吧，经理立即说，有一些是在你自己的时间里长的。 yes, sir, thats quite true. answered miles politely, but im not having it all cut off. 对呀，先生，你说得很对。麦尔斯礼貌地回答说，但我并没有把头发全都剪掉啊。 看了两分钟英语笑话带翻译的人还看了： 1.英语笑话带翻译两分钟 2.关于英语笑话带翻译2分钟 3.关于英文小笑话两分钟 4.关于两分钟的英语笑话大全 5.英语短篇笑话两到三分钟带翻译 6.关于两分钟英文笑话阅读第 3 页 共 3 页