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1、本文格式为Word版，下载可任意编辑【适合六年级的英语笑话大全】 英语笑话大全 爆笑 笑话是一种重要的交际手段,在人们的日常生活中起着重要作用,在.文化中占据着重要地位。我细心收集了适合六班级的英语笑话，供大家观赏学习! 适合六班级的英语笑话：Your Dog is Dead A man rushed into the veterinarians office carrying his dog, thoroughly distraught. Thevet examined the dogs still, limp body and sadly informed the man that the
2、 dog was dead. Saddened at the loss of his best friend, the man asked the doctor if he could please try one last time to revive the dog. The doctor stepped into his other room and returned with a cat in a wire cage. He set the cage on the examining table and opened the sliding door. The cat got up,
3、stretched, stepped out of the cage and slowly walked around the dog from head to tail sniffing the body. When it was finished, it looked up at the veterinarian with a meow, walked back into the cage and went back to sleep. The vet looked at the man and said in his best bedside manner, Im sorry, but
4、there is nothing I can do. Resigned, the man signed and said, Thanks for trying. How much do I owe you? Three-hundred fifty dollars, the doctor replied. Thr . . . thr . . .three-hundred fif-fif-fifty bucks to tell me my dog is dead! the manstammered. Well, it was only $50 for the office visit. The o
5、ther $300 is for the CAT scan. 适合六班级的英语笑话：Animal Super Bowl During the Super Bowl, there was another football game of note between the big animals and the little animals. The big animals were crushing little animals and at half-time, the coach made apassionate speech to rally the little animals. At
6、the start of the second half the big animals had the ball. The first play, the elephant got stopped for no gain. The second play, the rhino was stopped for no gain. On third down, the hippo was thrown for a 5 yard loss. The defense huddled around the coach and he asked excitedly, Who stopped the ele
7、phant? I did, said the centipede. Who stopped the rhino? Uh, that was me too, said the centipede. And how about the hippo? Who hit him for a 5 yard loss? Well, that was me as well, said the centipede. So where were you during the first half? demanded the coach. Well, said the centipede, I was having
8、 my ankles taped 适合六班级的英语笑话：The Nonconformist Bird There once was a nonconformist bird that decided not to fly south for the winter. He said Ive had enough of this flying south every winter, Ill just stay right here on this farm, whats the big deal, anyway? So he stayed. Winter came and was very col
9、d, the nonconformist bird had never felt such cold weather and was afraid that he might freeze to death. Realizing he had made a big mistake by staying, he headed to a near by barn for shelter. On his way to the barn it began to snow. The poor bird was cold, tired and hungry. Why did I stay? he aske
10、d himself as he collapsed on the ground. As he lay there covered by the snow, a cow happened by. The cow, feeling the need to relieve himself, crapped right on the bird. At first being angry the bird said, Who did this horrible thing to me, how dare someone crap on me, Ill get him for this! The crap
11、 was too heavy for him to free himself. But, after a while the crap began to warm him and he forgot all about his anger. In fact he was so warm that he began to sing. A buzzard passing overheard the singing and went down to investigate. As he cleared away the crap to his delight he found the bird. T
12、he bird was so happy to be free from the crap that he thanked the buzzard, who then decided to eat the little bird. The moral of this story: Just because someone craps on you, it does not make them your enemy, and just because someone gets you out of the crap, it does not make them your friend. 看了适合六班级的英语笑话的人还看了： 1.适合六班级的英语笑话 2.六班级好笑的英语笑话大全 3.六班级的简短英语笑话 4.关于六班级英语笑话带翻译 5.六班级英语笑话第 4 页 共 4 页