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1、本文格式为Word版，下载可任意编辑好笑的英语笑话【好笑的英语笑话大全】 笑话是日常生活中常见的一种幽默。与一般日常会话不同,笑话刻意违反合作原则,由此衍生出会话含意,并利用会话含意之间的冲突实现其预定功能。我细心收集了好笑的英语笑话，供大家观赏学习! 好笑的英语笑话：Three People 三个人 A man visiting a graveyard saw a tombstone that read, Here lies John Kelly, a lawyer and an honest man. How about that! he exclaimed. Theyve got thr
2、ee people buried in one grave. 有一个人参观墓地时见到一块墓碑上写着：在这里安眠的是约翰凯利，一个律师，一个诚恳的人。 这是怎么回事!他叫了起来。他们在一个坟墓了埋了三个人。 好笑的英语笑话：Who Are Crooks? 谁是骗子? A newspaper once carried an editorial which stated bluntly(坦率地) that half the city council were crooks. Under penalty of arrest, the editor issued following retraction
3、(撤销) : Half the city council arent crooks. 一次，一份报纸刊登了一篇社论，直接指出市议会里有一半人是骗子。在被罚以拘留后，编辑发表了以下声明：市议会里有一半人不是骗子。 好笑的英语笑话：Good Sight 好视力 Lawyer: You say you were about thirty-five feet away from the scene of the accident? Just how far can you see clearly? Witness: Well, when I wake up in the morning I see t
4、he Sun, and they tell me its about ninety-three million miles away. 律师：你说你离事故现场约有35英尺，你能看清多远的东西? 证人：这么说吧，早上起床后我观察太阳，别人告知我这大约有9300万英里远。 好笑的英语笑话：Do What You Can 尽力而为就好 In a courtroom, the judge sentenced a criminal to thirty years in prison and the prisoner said, But Sir, I wont live that long! So the
5、 judge replied, Dont worry, just do what you can! 在法庭上，法官宣判某个罪犯要服三十年徒刑。犯人说：不过庭上，我活不了那么久啊! 法官说：别担忧!你尽力而为就好。 好笑的英语笑话：Im the groom A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. But officer, the man began, I can explain. Just be quiet, snapped the officer. Im goi
6、ng to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back. But, officer, I just wanted to say,. And I said to keep quiet! Youre going to jail! A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, Lucky for you that the chiefs at his daughters wedding. Hell be in a good mood when he gets back. Dont count on it, answered the fellow in the cell. Im the groom. 看了好笑的英语笑话的人还看了： 1.最搞笑的英语小笑话十则 2.好笑的经典英语笑话精选 3.经典爆笑英语笑话大全 4.好笑的英语笑话大全 5.关于好笑的英语笑话第 3 页 共 3 页