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1、本文格式为Word版，下载可任意编辑简单短一点的英语笑话带翻译_英语小笑话 很短的 英语笑话,是供人们消遣或交际的一种制造性的语言形式,其主要功能是调侃、消遣或讽刺。英语笑话可能涉及到的范围很广：生活、学习、工作、家庭和政治等等。本文是简洁短一点的英语笑话带翻译，盼望对大家有关心! 简洁短一点的英语笑话带翻译：The boy and the snails 男孩和蜗牛 A farmers boy went looking for snails, and, when he had picked up both his hands full, he set about making a fire a
2、t which to roast them; for he meant to eat them. When it got well alight and the snails began to feel the heat, they gradually withdrew more and more into their shells with the hissing noise they always make when they do so. When the boy heard it, he said, You abandoned creatures, how can you find h
3、eart to whistle when your houses are burning? 一个乡下少年处处查找蜗牛，当他双手都塞满了蜗牛后，就预备点火烤着吃。火点着了，蜗牛也开头感觉到热了，他们纷纷退向坚壳的深处，同时还发出咝咝的噪音。男孩子听到了蜗牛发出的嘘声，便说：你们这些连命都快没有的家伙，怎么还能有心情在窝里着火时吹口哨呢? 简洁短一点的英语笑话带翻译：Hello Mother, Hello Father A child custody case was held in court. The judge felt that the mother and father were bot
4、h fit to be parents and therefore couldnt decide who he should grant full custody to. So he asks the little boy, Would you like to live with your mother? No. said the boy. Why not? said the judge. Because she beats me. The judge says Okay, then youll go live with your father. Oh no, cried the boy, h
5、e beats me too. Dumbfounded, the judge asks Okay who do you want to live with? I want to live with the New York Knicks! Why? asks the judge. They never beat anybody. 简洁短一点的英语笑话带翻译：The lord is my Shepherd A Sunday School teacher decided to have her young class memorize one of the most quoted passages
6、 in the Bible; Psalm 23. She gave the youngsters a month to learn the verse. Little Rick was excited about the task - but, he just couldnt remember the Psalm. After much practice, he could barely get past the first line. On the day that the kids were scheduled to recite Psalm 23 in front of the cong
7、regation, Ricky was so nervous. When it was his turn, he stepped up to the microphone and said proudly, The Lord is my Shepherd, and thats all I need to know. 简洁短一点的英语笑话带翻译：Moses The Red Sea Nine-year-old Joey, was asked by his mother what he had learned in Sunday school. Well, Mom, our teacher told
8、 us how God sent Moses behind enemy lines on a rescue mission to lead the Israelites out of Egypt. When he got to the Red Sea, he had his army build a pontoon bridge and all the people walked across safely. Then, he radioed headquarters for reinforcements. They sent bombers to blow up the bridge and
9、 all the Israelites were saved. Now, Joey, is that really what your teacher taught you? his mother asked. Well, no, Mom. But, if I told it the way the teacher did, youd never believe it! 简洁短一点的英语笑话带翻译：Higher Power A Sunday school teacher said to her children, We have been learning how powerful kings and queens were in Bible times. But, there is a higher power. Can anybody tell me what it is? One child blurted out, Aces! 看了简洁短一点的英语笑话带翻译的人还看了： 1.简洁的短一点的爆笑英语笑话带翻译 2.简洁的英语笑话带翻译短一点 3.英语笑话带翻译短一点简洁爆笑 4.短一点的英语笑话 5.英语超简洁简短小笑话第 3 页 共 3 页