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1、本文格式为Word版，下载可任意编辑英语笑话短文 有关外国英语笑话小短文 前苏联闻名作家高尔基说过,哪里有人,哪里就有笑声。从古到今,笑话是人们生活中不行缺少的调剂品。本文是有关外国英语笑话小短文，盼望对大家有关心! 有关外国英语笑话小短文：Wifes Devotion有关外国英语笑话小短文：Italian Wedding Night Sophie just got married, and being a traditional Italian was still a virgin. On her wedding night, staying at her mothers house, sh
2、e was nervous. But mother reassured her. Dont worry, Sophie. Lucas a good man. Go upstairs, and hell take care of you. So up she went. When she got upstairs, Luca took off his shirt and exposed his hairy chest. Sophie ran downstairs to her mother and says, Mama, Mama, Lucas got a big hairy chest. Do
3、nt worry, Sophie, says the mother, All good men have hairy chests. Go upstairs. Hell take good care of you. So, up she went again. When she got up in the bedroom, Luca took off his pants exposing his hairy legs. Again Sophie ran downstairs to her mother. Mama, Mama, Luca took off his pants, and hes
4、got hairy legs! Dont worry. All good men have hairy legs. Lucas a good man. Go upstairs, and hell take good care of you. So, up she went again. When she got up there, Luca took off his socks, and on his left foot he was missing three toes. When Sophie saw this, she ran downstairs. Mama, Mama, Lucas
5、got a foot and a half! Stay here and stir the pasta, says the mother. This is a job for Mama! 有关外国英语笑话小短文：Profitable Donation A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center. Man: What are you doing here today? Woman: Oh, Im here to donate some blood. Theyre going to give me $5 for it
6、. Man: Hmm, thats interesting. Im here to donate sperm, myself. But they pay me $25. The woman looked thoughtful for a moment and they chatted some more before going their separate ways. Several months later, the same man and woman meet again in the donation center. Man: Oh, hi there! Here to donate
7、 blood again? Woman: shaking her head with mouth closed Unh unh. 有关外国英语笑话小短文：Escaped Prisoner A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years. As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it, looking for money and guns, but only finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out
8、 of bed and ties him up in a chair. While tying the girl up to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom. While hes in there, the husband tells his wife, Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time
9、in jail, and hasnt seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, dont resist, dont complain, just do what he tells you, just give him satisfaction. This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, hell kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you. To which the wife responds, He was not kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong, honey, I love you, too. 看了有关外国英语笑话小短文的人还看了： 1.关于英语笑话小短文大全 2.关于英语笑话小短文观赏 3.关于英文笑话小短文 4.关于英语笑话的小短文 5.关于简短英语笑话小短文第 3 页 共 3 页