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1、20个英语笑话爆笑超短 学校短篇英语笑话阅读 有的英语笑话故事精练深刻,内容丰富,讽刺性和幽默感强，深受广阔群众的宠爱。整理了学校短篇英语笑话，欢迎阅读! 学校短篇英语笑话：Fish cost a fortune Two Virginia rednecks go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment - the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods. I mean they spend a fortune
2、! The first day they go fishing, but they dont catch anything. The same thing happens on the second day, and on the third day. It goes on like this until finally, on the last day of their vacation, one of the men catches a fish. As theyre driving home theyre really depressed. One guy turns to the ot
3、her and says, Do you realise that this one lousy fish we caught cost us fifteen hundred bucks? The other guy says, Wow! Then its a good thing we didnt catch any more! 学校短篇英语笑话：Flying in the plane Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting. They were quite successful in th
4、eir venture and bagged six big bucks. The pilot came back, as arranged, to pick them up. They started loading their gear into the plane, including the six elk. But the pilot objected and he said, The plane can only take four of your elk; you will have to leave two behind. They argued with him; the y
5、ear before they had shot six and the pilot had allowed them to put all aboard. The plane was the same model and capacity. Reluctantly, the pilot finally permitted them to put all six aboard. But when the attempted to take off and leave the valley, the little plane could not make it and they crashed into the wilderness. Climbing out of the wreckage, one hunter said to the other, Do you know where we are? I think so, replied the other hunter. I think this is about the same place where we landed last year! 看了学校短篇英语笑话的人还看了： 1.学校简短英语笑话阅读 2.关于学校英文小笑话阅读 3.超搞笑学校英文小笑话阅读 4.关于学校英语笑话短文阅读 5.学校短篇英语笑话大全