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1、简洁的英语笑话 简洁英语笑话带翻译 前苏联闻名作家高尔基说过,哪里有人,哪里就有笑声。从古到今,笑话是人们生活中不行缺少的调剂品。细心收集了简洁英语笑话带翻译，供大家观赏学习! 简洁英语笑话带翻译篇1 Jerry went to a psychiatrist. Doc, he said, Ive got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think theres somebody under it. Im going crazy! Just put yourself in my hands for one year, said the shrink.
2、Come to me three times a week, and Ill cure your fears. How much do you charge? A hundred dollars per visit. Ill sleep on it, said Jerry. Six months later the doctor met Jerry on the street. Why didnt you ever come to see me again? asked the psychiatrist. For a hundred bucks a visit? The bartender c
3、ured me for $10. Is that so! How? He told me to cut the legs off the bed! Aint nobody under there now! 杰瑞去看精神病医生。医生，我有些不对劲。每次睡觉的时候，我都感觉有人在床下。我要疯了!给我一年时间，医生说，每周来三次，我会治好你。费用是多少呢?每次一百美元。我会仔细考虑的。杰瑞答道。六个月后医生和杰瑞在街上相遇了，为什么你再也没来呢?医生问。一次一百块钱吗?有个酒吧服务生收了十块钱就把我治好了。真的?他怎么做到的?他让我把床腿锯掉。现在那没人了! 简洁英语笑话带翻译篇2 Before t
4、he final examination, Tom told his mother, Mom, I had a dream last night that Id passed todays exam.Dont trust dreams, dear. It is said what you experience in dreams usually turns out to be the opposite. Mother replied.Then I do hope Ill fail the other subjects in my dream tonight, Tom said. 在期末考试之前
5、，汤姆告知他的母亲：妈妈，我昨天晚上做了一个梦，梦见我通过了今日的考试。不要信任梦，友爱的。据说梦中的经受通常与现实相反。妈妈答道。那么，我真盼望在今晚的梦中，我的其他功课都不及格。汤姆说。 简洁英语笑话带翻译篇3 Little brother: I saw you kiss my elder sister, and if you dont give me a nickel Ill tell my father.Sisters boyfriend: No, dont do that. Heres a nickel.Little brother: That makes a buck and a
6、quarter Ive made this month. 弟弟：我观察你亲我姐姐了，假如你不给我五分钱，我就告知我爸。姐姐的男伴侣：不要那样做。给你五分钱。弟弟：我这个月已经赚了一块两毛五了。 简洁英语笑话带翻译篇4 A young mother believed that it was very wrong to waste any food when there were so many hungry people in the world. One evening, she was giving her small daughterher tea before putting her t
7、o bed. First she gave her a slice of fresh brown bread and butter, but the child said that she did not want it like that. She asked for some jam on her bread as well.Her mother looked at her for a few seconds and then said, When I was a small girl like you, Lucy, I was always given either bread and
8、butter, or bread and jam, but never bread with butter and jam.Lucy looked at her mother for a few moments with pity in her eyes and then said to her kindly, Arent you pleased that youve come to live with us now? 一位年轻的母亲认为，世界上还有很多受饥饿的人，铺张食物真不应当。有天晚上，在支配幼小的女儿睡觉之前，她给女儿喂夜宵。她先给她一片新奇的黑面包和黄油，但孩子说她不喜爱这样吃。她还要一些果酱涂在面包上。母亲看了女儿几秒钟，随即说道，露茜，当我象你一样小的时候，总是吃面包加黄油，或者面包加果酱，从来没有面包既加黄油又加果酱。露茜看了母亲一会儿，眼中露出怜悯的神情，然后她柔声说：您现在能跟我们生活在一起莫非不感到兴奋吗? 看了简洁英语笑话带翻译的人还看了： 1.简洁的英文笑话带翻译 2.简短英语笑话带翻译 3.简洁英语笑话带翻译 4.简洁的英语笑话带翻译 5.简洁的英语笑话带翻译