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1、英语短笑话大全 爆笑【关于学校爆笑英语笑话大全】 英语笑话一出现便受到了大多数人的宠爱，它给人们带来的快乐和喜悦是无限的。细心收集了关于学校爆笑英语笑话，供大家观赏学习! 关于学校爆笑英语笑话：A Concise Essay An English university creative writing class was asked to write a concise essay containing the following elements: 1) Religion 2) Royalty 3) Sex 4) Mystery The prize-winner wrote: My God,
2、 said the Queen, Im pregnant. I wonder who the father is. 关于学校爆笑英语笑话：All of them A couple were having financial problems until finally they couldnt stand it any more. The husband said to his wife that is was necessary for her to make some money through prostitution to get by. So the husband drove he
3、r to the place where she had to do the job and in the evening he picked her up again. So, how much have you earned today? the husband asked. Well, the woman responded, Ive made one hundred dollars and fifty cents. Thats strange, the husband responded, who gave you the fifty cents? Said the woman: Al
4、l of them, of course! 关于学校爆笑英语笑话：Peanuts 花生 One day, a minister decided that he would visit some members of his congregation at their homes to encourage them and find out how they were doing. After having already visited several members, he arrived at the door of a poor, elderly widow. He rang. She
5、answered, and let him in. He was ushered into the living room where he and the widow sat down and began a casual conversation. After a few minutes into his conversation, he noticed a candy dish, full of peanuts, on the coffee table. Under ordinary circumstances, he would not have asked the question,
6、 but it was almost noon, and he hadnt eaten anything since his early breakfast and he was beginning to feel quite hungry. So, he asked the widow, do you mind if I have some of these nuts? Help yourself, she replied. So, he did. Well, they continued chatting, when the minister realized that he had fi
7、nished all the peanuts in the dish. He felt quite embarrassed for having gotten so carried away in his conversation, that he didnt even think to leave some in the dish for her. So, shamefully, he said to her, Im really sorry. It seems that Ive eaten all your peanuts - I didnt mean to finish them all
8、. Please forgive me. The poor, elderly widow casually waved her hand at him and said, Oh, thats quite all right. Since I dont have any teeth, all I can do is suck the chocolate off them anyway! 关于学校爆笑英语笑话：If I Can A huge college freshman decided to try out for the football team. Can you tackle? aske
9、d the coach. Watch this, said the freshman, who proceeded to run smack into a telephone pole, shattering it to splinters. Wow, said the coach. Im impressed. Can you run? Of course I can run, said the freshman. He was off like a shot, and in just over nine seconds, he had run a hundred yard dash. Gre
10、at! enthused the coach. But can you pass a football? The freshman hesitated for a few seconds. Well, sir, he said, if I can swallow it, I can probably pass it. 关于学校爆笑英语笑话：Bad Wish Two guys are in a locker room after their racquetball game when one guy notices the other has a cork in his buttock. If
11、you dont mind me saying, said the second, that cork looks terribly uncomfortable. Why dont you take it out? I cant, lamented the first man. Its permanent. I dont understand, said the other. The first guy says, I was walking along the beach and I tripped over an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge man in a turban came oozing out. He said, I am Hasan the Genie. I can grant you one wish. And I said, No sh*t. 看了关于学校爆笑英语笑话的人还看了： 1.学校生爆笑英语笑话大全 2.学校爆笑英文小笑话大全 3.学校生英文爆笑小笑话大全 4.学校生爆笑英语笑话大全 5.学校简洁爆笑的英文笑话大全