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1、2021年2月公司员工辞职报告范文 2021年2月公司员工辞职报告范文精心整理了“2021年2月公司员工辞职报告范文”，望给大家带来帮助!更多辞职报告,辞职报告怎么写,辞职报告范文,辞职申请书,辞职书,请关注辞职报告栏目! 编辑推荐： 辞职报告大全 我推荐：标准辞职报告写作格式和范文辞职信大全辞职报告大全辞职报告范文大全点击查看更多辞职报告 辞职报告范文 尊敬的公司领导： 您好! 首先感谢您在百忙之中抽出时间阅读我的辞职报告。自我进入公司以来，由于您对我的关心、指导和信任，使我获得了很多机遇和挑战。经过这段时间在公司的工作，我在这里学到了很多知识，积累了一定的经验，对此我深表感激。由于个人原因
2、，我请求辞去在公司的职务，终止实习期。在此，我非常感谢您在这段时间里对我的教导和关怀，在公司的这段经历对于我而言是非常珍贵的。将来无论什么时候，无论在哪里就职，我都会为自己曾经是公司的一员而感到荣幸。 我确信在公司的这段工作经历将是我整个职业生涯发展中相当重要的一部分。祝公司领导和同事们身体健康、工作顺利!再次对我的离职给公司带来的不便表示抱歉，同时我也希望公司能够体恤我的个人实际，对我的申请予以考虑并批准。谢谢! 此致 敬礼! 辞职申请人： 2021年2月16日 辞职报告范文 Dear Mr. Smith, As a graduate of an institution of higher
3、education, I have a few very basic expectations. Chief among these is that my direct superiors have an intellect that ranges above the common ground squirrel. After your consistent and annoying harassment of my co-workers and me during the commission of our duties, I can only surmise that you are on
4、e of the few true genetic wastes of our time. Asking me, a network administrator, to explain every little nuance of everything I do each time you happen to stroll into my office is not only a waste of time, but also a waste of precious oxygen. I was hired because I know how to network computer syste
5、ms, and you were apparently hired to provide amusement to myself and other employees, who watch you vainly attempt to understand the concept of cut and paste for the hundredth time. You will never understand computers. Something as incredibly simple as binary still gives you too many options. You wi
6、ll also never understand why people hate you, but I am going to try and explain it to you, even though I am sure this will be just as effective as telling you what an IP address is. Your shiny new iMac has more personality than you ever will. copyright dedecms You walk around the building all day, s
7、hiftlessly looking for fault in others. You have a sharp dressed, useless look about you that may have worked for your interview, but now that you actually have responsibility, you pawn it off on overworked staff, hoping their talent will cover for your glaring ineptitude. In a world of managerial e
8、volution, you are the blue-green algae that everyone else eats and laughs at. Managers like you are a sad proof of the Dilbert principle. Since this situation is unlikely to change without you getting a full frontal lobotomy reversal, I am forced to tender my resignation. However, I have a few parti
9、ng thoughts. 1. When someone calls you in reference to employment, it is illegal for you to give me a bad recommendation. The most you can say to hurt me is I prefer not to comment. I will have friends randomly call you over the next couple of years to keep you honest, because I know you would be un
10、able to do it on your own. 2. I have all the passwords to every account on the system, and I know every password you have used for the last five years. If you decide to get cute, I am going to publish your favorites list, which I conveniently saved when you made me back up your useless files. I do b
11、elieve that terms like Lolita are not usually viewed favorably by the administration. 3. When you borrowed the digital camera to take pictures of your Mothers birthday, you neglected to mention that you were going to take pictures of yourself in the mirror nude. Then you forgot to erase them like th
12、e techno-moron you really are. Suffice it to say I have never seen such odd acts with a sauce bottle, but I assure you that those have been copied and kept in safe places pending the authoring of a glowing letter of recommendation. (Try to use a spell check please; I hate having to correct your mist
13、akes.) Thank you for your time, and I expect the letter of recommendation on my desk by 8:00 am tomorrow. One word of this to anybody, and all of your little twisted repugnant obsessions will be open to the public. Never screw with your systems administrator. Why? Because they know what you do with all that free time! Wishing you a grand and glorious day.