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1、-范文最新推荐- 2018年圣诞节幽默手机短信 雪花飘，飘起了多少爱恋。雪花飞，飞起了多少情缘。纵然相隔这么远，此情永不变！圣诞快乐！幸福平安夜，悠悠鹿铃声，快乐圣诞节，我把礼物送，给你一盏灯，照亮你前程。问你一声好，送我祝福情。相识系于缘，相知系于诚，一个真正的朋友不论在身何处，总时时付出关和爱，愿好友圣诞平安！献上我无限的祝福之意，祝福您不论何时何地，不论在何处，我都愿意让您知道，我深深地为您祝福，圣诞快乐！我相信，祝福，就是我们需要的；能够祝福的，都是可爱的。在至爱的圣诞节，深深地祝福你！我盼望我等待圣诞节，手心里拽着精心制作的圣诞贺卡，寄给揣在怀里的名字，送去最真的祝福：圣诞快乐！随着
2、圣诞节的到来，向爸妈说一声：永远平安。让这祥和的旋律，伴你们度过一生！收集我心中的每一份祝福，每一种愿望，描绘我心中的每一道细节，每一个企盼，寄予你深切的关怀。圣诞之夜想起你，发个短信问候你，想不起我没关系，只要你快乐又顺心，就是我由衷之惬意。圣诞树上耀眼的彩灯，那是我祈祷你平安一生；圣诞夜里悠扬的钟声，那是我祝福你快乐一生。圣诞树点燃了，无数的星辰亮起，天空下写下你的名字，当流星划过时，也把我的思念与祝福一同捎去。圣诞老人留言：因昨晚没有袜子装礼物，只好折成现金存入你的帐户-请务必在一小时内查询六次信用卡帐户，即可到帐！圣诞老人叫我对你说：圣诞节快乐！另外他还叫我问你要回一份礼物，他说他多给
3、了你一份，谢谢！圣诞快乐！并不是只在特别的日子才会想起你，但是圣诞节的时候一定会让你收到我的祝福！圣诞节快快乐乐！心境开开心心！生意红红火火！好运由我的祝福扎堆！恭祝冬日快乐！圣诞的祝福：想念的话，说也说不完；关怀的心，永远不改变；真挚友谊，永远不会忘！圣诞的光环印在白色的布上，渲染了一份心情。于是激起的涟漪里就满是一个圣洁的字-爱。圣诞快乐！日光从指间流走，雪花随铃声飘落。圣诞的钟声声声响起，祝福的心如跳动的烛光融化每点落在你身上的雪亲密的爱人，在这个洁白的圣诞节之夜，希望你能感受到我在远方的祝福和爱恋，吻你！亲爱的，我真想缩小，好钻进你的圣诞袜里。我想我一定是你最想得到的圣诞礼物！平安之夜
4、的使者，向你报一声平安，带着盈盈的相思，带着温馨的祝愿，祝福你圣诞快乐！平安夜，祝福你！我的朋友，温磬平安！欢乐时，我和你一道分享；不开心时，我和你一起承担！每一次的感触，每一份的收获，每一秒的流过，每一次节日的问候，都代表着对朋友们的思念与祝福-圣诞节快乐！奉上一颗祝福的心，在这特别的日子里，愿幸福、如意、快乐、鲜花，一切美好的祝愿与你同在。圣诞快乐！繁星点点，夜色宁静。在你回家的路上送上我真挚的祝福。繁星如我，伴你同行。道一声朋友，祝你今晚好梦！【2018年圣诞节幽默手机短信】相关文章：【返回 圣诞节 栏目列表】 1、听说你过几天要生个蛋,真的吗?那我得祝你生蛋(圣诞)快乐!再过几天你的蛋
5、蛋又要满月,那么我就也提前祝你圆蛋(元旦)快乐! 2、一个人的圣诞夜很冷！二个人的圣诞夜，会出轨！今晚你愿意陪我出轨吗？圣诞夜只想对你说：我爱你的圣诞礼物！3、如果你是圣诞，我是元旦，你是圣诞老人，我是驯鹿道夫，你是圣诞老婆婆，我是圣诞老公公，祝你圣诞乐！ 4、天空飘落的雪花，就象我的心情，思念不断蔓延，从遥远的另一端努力奔向你，不能相伴，情愿化做雪花，将你砸的人仰马翻. 5、如果你今天没收到我的圣诞礼物，那一定是因为-你的袜子有个大洞！ 快补补吧！ 6、here are special greetings and the best of wishes, too - may christmas
6、 happiness to you! 7、平安夜我向圣诞老人许愿：希望不管你脚多么臭，明早当穿起袜子时，能收到我给你的满满的祝福，温暖你的心和脚子！ 8、有句话每年圣诞我都想说，可是苦于没有机会。现在我实在憋不住了，请把你留在我沙发上的袜子拿走！ 9、神说：幸福是有一颗感恩的心，健康的身体，称心的工作，一位深爱你的人，一帮信赖的朋友你会拥有这一切！祝圣诞快乐！ 10、为答谢多年来关心支持特在圣诞前大酬宾!凡在我心中有一定地位的人都将获得由我提供的价值人民币一毛的圣诞短信一条11、考试零分叫鸭蛋，做坏事叫坏蛋，脑袋空空叫傻蛋，炒鱿鱼叫滚蛋，呜呼哀哉叫完蛋，蛋吃不完的叫剩蛋圣诞快乐！12、24号晚
7、从你家烟囱钻出英俊小伙别慌张，那是圣诞老人！他整容了在韩国做的，他想给大家个惊喜，我只告诉了你千万别外传 13、去年圣诞,你在我袜子里放了枚钻戒,于是我给你洗了一年臭袜子;上天再给我次机会我会说,还为你洗袜子!一辈子!老公我爱你 14、圣诞节快乐为节约用纸,今天就不用送我圣诞贺卡了，请把祝词直接写在尽可能大的纸币上就行了! 15、没有雪花即使不浪漫也可过圣诞,有了祝福即使是寒冬也感到温暖,平安夜我在许愿:愿幸福和您终生相伴!愿您的礼物堆积如山 16、圣诞临近百花香,一香送你摇钱树,二香送你贵人扶,三香送你心情好,四香送你没烦恼.五香送你钱满箱.六香送你永健康! 17、圣诞节尴尬之最：夹起火鸡想
8、到禽流感；收到礼物恐怕有炸弹；肩扛口袋好象捡破烂；贴上胡子被当作恐怖罪犯拉登出现 18、圣诞祝福送四方.东方送你摇钱树,西方送你永安康,南方送你成功路,北方送你钱满仓.四面八方全送到金银财宝当头照圣诞快乐 19、一个坏消息和一个好消息.坏消息:圣诞老人的礼物袋丢了;而好消息是:我送你的礼物他还有,因为那是暖暖的一句:圣诞节快乐! 20、圣诞节五条禁令:禁止假装工作忙不理我,禁止发财忘了我,禁止有难不帮我,禁止吃巧克力不叫我!禁止闲时不想我!望认真贯彻 与本篇 2018年最新圣诞节手机短信 内容有关的：到 圣诞节 栏目查看更多内容 圣诞节英语短文 christmas the feast of c
9、hristmas it is not easy to pin-point the origins of the christmas feast, today the more important feast of the christmas season in most western christian churches. one can only say for certain that the birth of jesus christ was being celebrated in rome by the year 336 a.d.; afterwards the feast was
10、celebrated in other christian churches throughout the world. why it was celebrated on december 25th is another question. no date for the birth of jesus can be found in the new testament, which is concerned more with the question “who is jesus?” than the date of his birth. early christian speculation
11、 about his birth date was influenced by the symbolism of the changing seasons, then popular in religious thought, which paid careful attention to the equinoxes and solstices of the sun. christian scholars speculated that jesus was conceived at the spring equinox (march 25th) and therefore was born o
12、n december 25th, the date of the winter solstice. in many of the christian churches, march 25th is still the feast of the annunciation, when the angel gabriel announced to mary that she was to be the mother of jesus. possible impluse for the feast of christmas may have came too from the establishmen
13、t of the pagan feast of the “unconquered sun-god” by the emperor aurelian in 274 a.d. to be celebrated on december 25, the day of the winter solstice in rome and throughout the empire. in response, christians could celebrate the feast of the “sun of righteousness” (malachi 4,2), jesus christ, who ca
14、lled himself “ the light of the world.” father christmas it is said that in the year of 300 ad, there was a kind old man and his name was saint nicholas. he was always ready to help the poor and often gave presents to them. today, father christmas is an imaginary figure, but nearly all young childre
15、n believe in him. they think he is a happy old man with a long white beard and a long red robe. on the night of the twenty-fourth of december every year, father christmas from some cold northern land comes down the chimney of the fireplace to put presents by the beds of children or to fill their sto
16、ckings. so when children go to bed that night, they hang up their stockings, and on christmas morning they wake to find them full of presents. of course, its really their parents who fill the stockings. another name for father christmas is santa claus. for todays christian, the origin of christmas i
17、s, and should be, the birth of jesus christ as recorded in the bible. nothing more and nothing less. however, most of what we witness on december 25th each year has absolutely nothing to do with that blessed day, which probably occurred in late summer or early fall about 2,000 years ago. in fact, mo
18、st of the customs and traditions of christmas actually pre-date the birth of jesus, and many of them are downright deceptive in their meaning and origin. anyway, who cares when christ was born? 以下内容与本文2018年圣诞节英语短文相关，可查阅参考：关于圣诞节的感人故事2018圣诞节送什么礼物给朋友最好公司2018年圣诞节活动方案2018年圣诞节营销活动方案2018年超市圣诞节活动策划方案2018圣诞节短信祝福语大全2018年最新圣诞节手机短信圣诞节手机短信祝福语查看更多 圣诞节 9 / 9