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1、.焦仲卿 johnny(j for short)刘兰芝 lunch(l for short)焦母 johnny s mother(jmfor short)刘母 lunch s mother(lmfor short)太守之子 mayorsson(ms for short)强盗 burglars(a b and c)prologue 序幕(j 作被打状跑上台 ,内砸出一卷纸筒 ,j 被打中 ,狼狈不堪 )j:everybody says that i m hen pecked, but in fact,istrong tiger,( 小m声a )while my wife is wusong.译：
2、人人都说我怕老婆，实际上我是老虎，（小声）我妻子是武松。(指着上台处的门大声道)i m not afraid of you!译：我才不怕你呢！(内砸出一脸盆 ,j 接住当成盾牌护着头 )then, i m afraid of whom! my wife lunchi is the most famous woman in the neighborhood. she is braver than me, smarter than me and stronger than me .all this i do not care. i only want her to be tenderer than
3、 me. but she is not! having a wife like this is just like living in the hell!译：谁怕谁啊！在邻里中，我妻子是最有名气的。她比我勇敢、比我聪明、比我强壮。我也不在乎这些。我只觉得她该对我温柔些，但是她却不懂温柔！有这样的太太就像活在地狱中啊！(内又砸出一卷纸筒 ,击中 j)my god! who can help me?(下)译：我的天！谁来救救我啊？act1 第一幕(序幕结束时 ,jm 作窃听状 )jm( 拄拐棍上 ):i can!;.(对门内 )lunch! lunch! where are you?l( 扎着围裙
4、 ,拿着锅铲 ,从门内跳出来 ):i m here! what，msupm?jm:i have told you again and again that you should call me “ mymost beautiful graceful and dearest mother-inlaw- ”.l:ok.my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-inlaw,- what s up?jm:since you married my son you have behaved so badly. you have been so rude,
5、so brusque,solazy l:butjm:never interrupt me!l:never interrupt me! since i married your son, that terrible johnny, i have been working hard all day long, cooking and washing. i have raised tens of thousands of pigs and ducks and chickenandjm: but all those you have done are not as valuable as a gran
6、dson!l( 生气地挥动着锅铲 ):oh, you want a grandson, don t you?(开始解围裙 )go and ask your son. i m leaving!(扯下围裙 ,扔在 jm 的脸上 ,下)act2(lm 坐在台上打毛线 ,l 拿着锅铲上 )l: mum, i m back!lm: you are back?why? what happened?l:i was kicked out by my most beautiful graceful and dearest motherin-law.lm( 惊讶 ,但随即露出幸灾乐祸的神情 ):see! i ha
7、ve already told you! when you insisted on marrying that terrible johnny, i told you that he is ugly, stupid and poor,but you did not listen to me. look at yourselfl: but, mumlm: never interrupt me!l: mum, i m not interrupting you. i just want to tell you that you are always right ok? And i ll marry
8、whomever you want me to.;.lm( 大喜 ): nice girl! just now, i met the mayor s son in thesaid,market“.if your daughter haven t been married,really really want to marry her! ”now you are free again, i andllgotell him.(下)l( 惊愕 ): what? the mayor s son?themost famous playboy in the neighborhood? 手(中的锅铲掉在地上
9、 )what a silly thing i have done!(下)act3(j 睡眼惺忪上 )j( 边走边道 ): lunch! lunch! where are my socks?(走了几步 ,在地上捡起袜子 )here they are!(闻一下 ) er! how smelly! they are still dirty! ( 突然想起 )lunch has gone! i have to wash them myself. (他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起来 )oh, i mso hungry! but there s no breakfast!(捡起地上的围裙 )this is wha
10、t lunch always wears! i miss her so much, and her excellent cooking skill! Now she has gone. i have to cook for my mother and myself.jm( 上): where s my breakfast? wherelunch?shasn t she got up yet?j: mum, can t you remember?lunch has gone!jm( 沉吟片刻 ): well, to tell you the truth johnny, a son without
11、 a wife is useless. lunch is a nice girl, go and take her back!j( 立正敬礼 ): yes madam!act4(j 开心地走着，忽然跳出来三个强盗)a: hey you! stop and listen to us!the road is built by me!(抬脚重重地踩在一块大石头上)b: and i planted one tree!(亦抬脚踩在同一块石头上)c: if you want to go by this street-(欲踩石头，但踩到了a 的脚 )ab&c: give us all your mo
12、ney!j( 搜遍了每一个口袋，掏出1 角硬币 ):is 1mao enough?(三强盗晕倒状，接着三人聚在一边商量)a: what bad luck! this guy is broken!;.b: if we cannot rob any money today, we will have nothing to eat tonight!c: i heard that the mayor s son is going to marry misslanzhiliunext month. we can go and rob the wedding!a&b: good idea!j( 惊
13、讶 ): what? what? lunch is going to get married? it s impossible!ab&c: why? a pretty girl and a rich man, what a good couple!j: but lunch is my wife! we haven t got divorced突然有yet!(了主意 ) i ve got an idea! you are going to rob the wedding, don you? i lltgowith you. you take the money and i take th
14、e bride.b: have you got any experience?j: no. but i ve got this!(j脱下鞋子从里面摸出一张支票，上书1，000， 000)act5(转眼已到了婚礼之期 ms 意气风发用红绸牵着新娘上， j 盖着红盖头极不情愿地被拉上台 )(j 和三强盗跃至台中 )abc&j: hey you! stop and listen to us!a: the road is built by me!b: and i planted one tree.c: if you want to go by this street-j: give us al
15、l your money!(l 听到 j 的声音，掀起了盖头 )l( 惊喜万分 ): johnny!( 不顾一切地飞奔到j 的身边并躲到了的身后)(ms 大怒，挥拳向 j 打来 j 矮身一躲， ms 打中了 j 身后的 l，l 晕倒 )j( 火冒三丈 ): how dare you beat my wife!（挥拳向 ms 冲去）(j 与 ms 混战， jm 上，以拐杖击晕 ms);.(j 将 ms 胸前的新郎标志扯下戴在自己胸前)j( 扶起 l，关切地问 ):honey, how are you?l( 哭状 ): i hurt a lot!j: don t cry babyi. ll go and fetch the medicine下.() l( 起身去追 ):wait for me! ( 跑下 );.