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1、第 1 页 共 4 页 岗位申请书英语 范本 第 2 页 共 4 页 Application for Promotion I hereby apply for promotion， for the reasons outlined below. 1. I like money. Lets face it， when it all comes down to it， who gives a shit about recognition. You cant buy beers at the pub with it， and it hasnt got a resale value. 2. I can
2、 USE the extra cash. I have a definite purpose for the money. Ill spend it. And Ill probably spend it at a place that employs students to do menial and degrading tasks， thereby filtering my extra income back into the Univeristys coffers - YOU CANT LOSE！ 3. Ive never asked before. A lot of the bastar
3、ds who apply for promotion are the talentless civil servant types who do nothing for a year， then apply for promotion. Im different. Im the sort of 第 3 页 共 4 页 talentless civil servant bastard thats done nothing for 7 years and wants a promotion. The logic of this arguement is undeniable. 4. Everyon
4、e else is getting some. If theres free money around， and other people are getting some， it stands to reason I want my share. 5. Other people dont deserve it. Give me a list of their names. Within 2 weeks I can find， research or fabricate evidence as to why they dont deserve a decent raise， or， alter
5、natively， be dismissed. 6. Im leaving soon. Ill be leaving soon， so this is a good time to pay me off so I leave in good spirits and not with every piece of portable equipment I can lay my hands on late at night. Thanks so much for your time. I look forward to a favourable response and salary increase. Back-dated to when I started. Plus interest. Real Bank interest， the double figure stuff. 第 4 页 共 4 页 Note： This application was unsuccessful