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1、本文格式为Word版，下载可任意编辑【英语小笑话一分钟简单】 英语小笑话简单 笑话能反映出一个民族的价值系统及其对四周世界确定和否定的态度。我整理了一分钟简洁英语小笑话，欢迎! 一分钟简洁英语小笑话篇一 Joe was in the hospital and it was time for lunch. He looks at his lunch and says, I dont likechicken soup, bring something else. The hospital worker said, Its good for you, the doctorsaid you shoul
2、d have it. Regardless, the patient refused to eat it. That night, a patient in theroom with Joe had a bad stomach pain so the nurses came in to give him an enema. Bymistake, they gave the enema to Joe. The following week, when he was leaving the hospital, anew patient asked him how he liked the hosp
3、ital. He told him, Well, the hospital itself is prettygood, but theyre very strict about their food. when they bring up chicken soup you better eatit, or else theyll come back in the middle of the night and shove it up your behind! Joe在住院，一天午餐时间，他看了看自己的饭菜，说：我不喜爱鸡汤，拿点别的给我吧。医院的护工说：鸡汤对您的身体有好处，医生说您得喝这个。
4、 无论如何，Joe还是不愿喝。那天晚上，和Joe同房间的一个病人得了严峻的胃病，于是护士过来给他灌肠。可是他们搞错了，给Joe做了灌肠。其次个礼拜，Joe出院时，新住进来的病人问他觉得医院怎么样。Joe告知他：这个医院本身是很好的，但是他们对伙食真的很严格，假如他们让你喝鸡汤，你最好喝了它，不然他们会半夜过来硬是从你后面塞进去! 一分钟简洁英语小笑话篇二 A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interruptedby people describing their ai
5、lments and asking the doctor for free medical advice. After an hourof this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, What do you do to stop people from askingyou for legal advice when youre out of the office? I give it to them, replied the lawyer, and then I send them a bill. The doctor was shocked,
6、but agreed to give it a try. The next day, still feeling slightly guilty, the doctor prepared thebills. When he went to place them in his mailbox, he found a bill from the lawyer. 医生和律师正在一个宴会上交谈。他们的谈话常被一些人打断，那些人向医生描述自己的病症，期望获得免费的治疗建议。如此这般一个钟头后，医生有点恼火，于是他问律师：假如不在办公时间，你是怎么阻挡人们向你询问法律问题的? 我会给他们建议，律师回答，然
7、后我会给他们寄去帐单。医生很震动，但他还是打算这么试一试。其次天，带着点犯罪感，他预备了帐单。当他预备将它们放到邮箱里时，发觉了一张来自律师的帐单。 一分钟简洁英语小笑话篇三 A guy I know was towing his boat home from a fishing trip to Lake Huron when his car brokedown. He didnt have his cell phone with him, but he thought maybe he might be able to raisesomeone on his marine radio to
8、call for roadside assistance. He climbed into his boat, clicked onthe radio and said, Mayday, mayday. A Coast Guard officer came on and said, State yourlocation. I-75, two miles south of Standish. After a very long pause, the officer asked, Howfast were you going when you reached shore? 在休伦湖钓完鱼后，我的一
9、个伴侣开车拖着他的船回家。路上车坏了。 他没带手机，不过，他想，或许他可以通过海事无线广播来恳求大路救济。 于是，他爬到他的船里面，启动了无线装置，喊道，求救，求救。一名海岸护卫队警官作出了回应，报告你的位置。I-75号大路，Standish的南面两英里。缄默了好一会之后，警官问我的伴侣，你的船靠岸时开得有多快? 一分钟简洁英语小笑话篇四 Very stupid robbers 两个笨贼 Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first robber said, I hear sirens. Jump! The second one said, But were on the 13 th floor! The first one screamed back, This is no time to be superstitious! 两个盗贼在一家旅馆偷东西。第一个说：我听到警报响了，快跳吧! 其次个说：但是我们现在在第13层啊!第一个尖叫着回敬他：都什么时候了，还这么迷信! 看了一分钟简洁英语小笑话的人还看了： 1.简洁英语小笑话一分钟 2.1分钟最短英文小笑话 3.一分钟英语小笑话大全 4.英语小笑话很短的 5.关于1分钟英文小笑话精选 第 3 页 共 3 页