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1、本文格式为Word版，下载可任意编辑英文短笑话带翻译 短英文笑话带翻译 短英文笑话带翻译一： Once in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates were thinking it hard. The question was: When it thunders why do we see the lighting first, then hear the thunderrolls? Nicks answer: Because our eyes are be
2、fore ears. 在一次物理（考试）时，当同学们都还在苦思冥想时，尼克很快就答好了第一个问题。 这个问题是：为什么在打雷时，我们总是先看到闪电后听到雷声? 尼克的回答是：由于眼睛在前，耳朵在后。 短英文笑话带翻译二： When my son was a hign-school sophomore, he got a part-time job sacking groceries at a supermarket. He came home all smiles. How was your first day? I asked. It was great, Dad, he replied.
3、I got to talk to some good-looking girls. Since Stephen is not very talkative, I asked, What did you say to them? Do you prefer paper or plastic? 我儿子在一所中学读二班级时，在一家超级市场找到了一份包装商品的业余工作。他满面笑容地回到了家。 第一天感觉如何?我问。 好极了，爸爸。他答道，我跟很多美丽的女孩子讲了话。 由于斯蒂芬不善言谈，我问道：你跟他们说了些什么? 你是喜爱纸包装还是塑料包装? 短英文笑话带翻译三： The lecturer on e
4、volution had been going on for nearly two hours. then he started again, and said he:Let me ask the evolutionist a question - if we had tails like a baboon, where are they? Ill venture an answer, said an old lady. We have worn them off sitting here so long. 教进化论的老师已经滔滔不绝地讲了快两个小时，他的话题又来了：让我向进化论者提个问题假如我们曾经像狒狒那样长着尾巴，那么现在尾巴到哪里去了? 我来试试看，一位老太太说。该是我们在这里坐这么久把它们磨掉了吧。 第 2 页 共 2 页