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1、本文格式为Word版，下载可任意编辑关于简短六年级的英语笑话 十个简短的英语小笑话 汉语冷笑话作为一种特别语言现象,越来越受到中国人的欢迎。而英语的冷笑话也同样能够让捧腹大笑。本文是关于简短六班级的英语笑话，盼望对大家有关心! 关于简短六班级的英语笑话：Mothers intuition I dont think Ill ever have a mothers intuition. My sister left me alone in a restaurant with my 10-month-old nephew. I said, What do I do if he cries? She
2、said Give him some vegetables. It turns out that jalapeo is not his favorite. 关于简短六班级的英语笑话：Wrong feet As a three year old put his shoes on by himself. His mother noticed the left one was on the right foot. She said, Son, your shoes are on the wrong feet. He looked up at her with a raised brow and sa
3、id, Dont kid me, Mom, I know theyre my feet. 关于简短六班级的英语笑话：Pregnant fireman Give me a sentence about a public servant, said a teacher. The small boy wrote: The fireman came down the ladder pregnant. The teacher took the lad aside to correct him. Dont you know what pregnant means? she asked. I sure do
4、, said the young boy confidently. It means carrying a child. 关于简短六班级的英语笑话：The boss Kyle and Justin were about to eat with the baby-sitter when 6 year old, kyle said, You cant sit in Daddys seat Daddys not home, the babysitter replied. Since Im responsible for you while hes gone, I can sit here. Toda
5、y Im the boss Justin, the 4 year old, quickly piped up, If youre the boss, you sit over there. Hepointed to his mothers chair. 关于简短六班级的英语笑话：Marine garb My husbands cousin married a former Marine who now works for United Parcel Service. They bought their four-year-old son two stuffed bears. one in a
6、UPS uniform and the other in Marine garb. When the boy seemed confused, his father brought out a picture of himself in full Marine dress. See, Connor? he explained, pointing to the photo and then to the bear. Thats Daddy. Connors eyes went from one to the other, and then he asked in a puzzled voice, You used to be a bear? 看了关于简短六班级的英语笑话的人还看了： 1.六班级的简短英语笑话 2.关于六班级的英语笑话 3.六班级简洁英语笑话精选 4.适合六班级的英语笑话大全 5.关于简短的英文小笑话阅读第 2 页 共 2 页