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1、搞笑的英文自我评价搞笑的英文自我评价篇一Hurry, too hasty, and hurried, time is really running than the tortoise and the hare, Mr. turtle in the fast, freshman dressed in earth does not pull grumble of green uniforms in the sun exposure scene also vividly, blink of an eye to the big four. Through four years of college l
2、ife, I grew up a lot. In the upcoming graduation, my heart is thump thump, excitement, apprehension I am the Liu Jianwen (a pseudonym) of the Peking University Department of Chinese, has been looking forward to with my love - Wen Wen accompanied by life, so your company provides the editorial positi
3、on is coveted. Personal fanatical that is prepared for me, match the degree of fully reached 1 million. Your company in the image of the peer companies has been very tall, is simply a giant, and I was willing to stand on your shoulders that stick to a glorious person. I am very ordinary, cheerful, g
4、enerous, good knowledge of rituals and distinctive ways of thinking, flexible minds, agile, flexible work to deal with any sudden story. So please also believe that I am fully capable of the job, I have a firm belief, excellent observation, unparalleled communication skills, Superman-like strong phy
5、sique, hard-working endurance is not afraid of hardship, there is a pair of smart and typing Of the hands, do not be afraid of me tired, I'm afraid you put me idle. The following is my four-year report of the University, please lead seal.Politically, I moved closer to the party organization. I h
6、ave repeatedly written or oral form to the class the only party members, party secretary Li flower (a pseudonym) to report my thoughts. Although she has been malicious that I am evil, is in the pursuit of her, thus rejecting my individual appointment, I handed her written report materials do not loo
7、k at, readily put it in the wind. Heaven and earth conscience, from the inside, I do have a good impression on Lee Flower, but I will not put the great personal beliefs and children's affair mixed together. Although my pursuit of time and time suffered a blow, but also can not shake my belief in
8、 joining the Communist Party.I love learning Chinese professional, and strive to cultivate their profound literary skills. Over the past four years, I watch the computer in the cafe day and night more than 12,000 discs, the world has a comprehensive understanding of film and television art. I also f
9、amiliar with Jin Yong, Gu Long, Wen Ruian, Liang Yusheng and other modern well-known writers of the works, reached the point to the back. In order to improve their ability to observe, I deliberately bought a telescope, secretly observing the building opposite the girls living conditions. My accumula
10、tion has greatly improved my literary accomplishment and writing level, I have in the desk, the toilet panel, the bedroom wall of poetry, prose, novels, jingle and other literary works more than 300 articles.In order to comprehensively improve their quality to meet the needs of the community, I taug
11、ht myself mahjong, poker, table tennis, dancing, drinking and other modern society needs nirvana, simply to the point of perfection.I also tasted the sweetness of these skills, basically able to feed myself.New Year's Day last year, I did not go home, only two days of effort, I use mahjong earne
12、d a year's tuition plus three months of living expenses. I like music, my song has great power, the students can often in the middle of the night, I heard in the bathroom, bathhouse, corridor issue of high-pitched and loud song, the whole building for me sleepless.I love sports, almost to the po
13、int of madness. I often do not fall three European league. My table tennis level is the highest in the class.Sophomore class we organized a men and women table tennis match, even though we boys lost, but lost the terms of the score, I was the least. I am also good at boxing, diving, swimming, becaus
14、e there is no venues and opponents, my level will not be displayed.University campus is a big family. In this family, we play the role of the object being cultivated. The teachers are our elders, so I respect them.Students like brothers and sisters, we learn together, with entertainment, help each o
15、ther, live in harmony. Collective life so I know to take the initiative to understand others and care for others, but also make me become more strong and independent. I think their own things should be responsible for their own, others can only give you some advice. Things to calmly think, do not im
16、patient. Not easily committed to the commitment to the efforts to fulfill. Life needs to sketch themselves, not the same way there is not the same life.Four years of college life is a good memory of my life, I move forward will not forget to look back once the years. More with a bright future for th
17、e infinite vision and look forward to your attention, and determined to work with your company common development and progress.搞笑的英文自我评价篇二Mature, dynamic and honest.思想成熟、精明能干、为人诚实。Excellent ability of systematical management.有极强的系统管理能力。 Ability to work independent1y, mature and resourceful. 能够独立工作、思
18、想成熟、应变能力强。A person with ability plus flexibility should apply. 需要有能力及适应力强的人。A stable personality and high sense of responsibility are desirable. 个性稳重、具高度责任感。Work well with a multi-cultural and diverse work force. 能够在不同文化和工作人员的背景下出色地工作。Bright,aggressive applicants. 反应快、有进取心的应聘者。Ambitious attitude ess
19、ential. 有雄心壮志。Initiative, independent and good communication skill. 积极主动、独立工作能力强，并有良好的交际技能。Willing to work under pressure with leadership quality. 愿意在压力下工作，并具领导素质。Willing to assume responsibilities. 应聘者须勇于挑重担。Mature, self-motivated and strong interpersonal skills. 思想成熟、上进心强，并具极丰富的人际关系技巧。Energetic, f
20、ashion-minded person. 精力旺盛、思想新潮。With a pleasant mature attitude. 开朗成熟。Strong determination to succeed.有获得成功的坚定决心。Strong leadership skills. 有极强的领导艺术。Ability to work well with others. 能够同他人一道很好地工作。 Highly-motivated and reliable person with excellent health and pleasant personality. 上进心强又可靠者，并且身体健康、性格开
21、朗。The ability to initiate and operate independently. 有创业能力，并能独立地从业。Strong leadership skill while possessing a great team spirit. 有很高的领导艺术和很强的集体精神。Be highly organized and effecient. 工作很有条理，办事效率高。Willing to learn and progress. 肯学习进取。Good presentation skills. 有良好的表达能力。Positive active mind essential.有积极
22、、灵活的头脑。Ability to deal with personnel at all levels effectively. 善于同各种人员打交道。Have positive work attitude and be willing and able to work diligently without supervision. 有积极的工作态度，愿意和能够在没有监督的情况下勤奋地工作。Young, bright, energetic with strong career-ambition. 年轻、聪明、精力充沛，并有很强的事业心。Good people management and co
23、mmunication skills. Team player. 有良好的人员管理和交际能力。能在集体中发挥带头作用。Able to work under high pressure and time limitation. 能够在高压力下和时间限制下进行工作。搞笑的英文自我评价篇三1, tiger mouth tooth, dance with wolves is my career, some people say that I am bold, in fact, I am very timid, no way, I am a zoo veterinarian & & 2,
24、 and we are not blowing, my professional status, how much Officer to see me, have to bow to bow, I let him bow he did not dare look up, I let him rise he did not dare to bow, you do not believe it, I'm a national super-barber & &3, hand knife, his hands covered with blood, my every day i
25、s spent in the Daoguang ax shadow, think of those tragic death in my hands of life, I really have nothing to say, so I, others The Public Security Bureau did not catch, the court does not sentence, said I was too small, they do not want to control, you say no gas, I am the meat factory slaughtering
26、& &4, say I have money, I do not feel a little ye? But my work is really counting the number of money every day, when the number of busy box into a bundle of the number of idle time is also put into the number of put down, Gesanchaiwu also a few dollars and other foreign currencies, you tell
27、 me, and sometimes Count the number of money hand cramps children ah, you say I am blowing, I blow Sha Mo, I was a bank teller.5, I do, but one of the best in the world, my customers are all emperors and princess, say you may not believe, I am a kindergarten math teacher, I will teach those little p
28、rincesses every day count, 1,2 &&6, it is said that you drink all day long, there are people to give you money, how can there be a good thing, you do not believe this good thing really let me stand, in fact, nothing, I winery sommelier.7, cattle Hana, when a small official children do not kn
29、ow ye to friends, tell you, Comin met me, and I let you on you, so you under the next, the letter does not? Stare at the eyeball ah, say a joke is also angry ah, you do not know I was open the elevator you?8, you do not look at me to earn much, looks like the general, I kinda quite touching the smal
30、l sample it, a lot of people just saw my face, was my image and temperament fascinated! You say I am blowing, this thing I blow Han, do not believe you inquire about, as the anesthesiologist, in our hospital operating room, I personally captured the hearts of many people! 9, you look like I look goo
31、d is not, tell you, I also mad it, looking for the object in this area I am definitely a master, I was at the yellow, yellow place, you, Minger months, one year For a few it, so there are NPC to give me a lot of money too! You say, I am && thinking how complicated it, to tell you, ah, I'
32、m a decent person! Well, do not tell you nonsense, I have to filming, the director, who I set and yellow?10, I am the old number in the unit, the family lacked Han I get from the unit, small ink pen and ink paper, large portable computer, the most cattle is two days ago, I actually in front of all e
33、mployees, in broad daylight , The unit manager in the office of a leather sofa hire people to go home, is the case, the unit did not like to see people like Leng, regardless of the tube!What do you say? Our unit tube loose? Tell you, our strict management unit, but a name, usually if you do not have a legitimate reason, want to go home with a piece of paper is immune! I do not sell you off you, think about this kind of thing, in addition to the private sector as the only investor and CEOs of me, who would dare so arrogant it?