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1、搞笑故事英语演讲稿三分钟3篇开心有趣的演讲搞会让心情愉悦，对待什么事情都特别有耐心.有时候心情不好时，别人跟我讲了一个好笑的故事会让我忘记自已的烦恼。下面为大家整理这篇搞笑故事英语演讲稿三分钟3篇，希望带给你一天的好心情。Two dogsA man has two dogs: a hound and a housedog. He trains the hound to help him hurt and teaches the housedog to watch the house. When he returns home after a day’s hunt, he alway
2、s gives the house-dog some meat. The hound feels very angry. He says unhappily to the housedog, “Where I work very hard outside, you share my food.” “Don’t blame me, my friend. You should blame the master. He doesn’t teach me to hurt, but to share other’s food,&rd
3、quo; the housedog answers. Don’t blame children for the mistakes of their parentA Clever FarmerUncle Sam doesn’t like farmer. He thinks they are very foolish and only know work on the farm.One winter morning, the sun is shining. Uncle Sam sits on the step of his house. At that moment, a
4、farmer with a map in his hand comes to him.Farmer：Excuse me, Uncle. Can you tell me know to get to the hospital, please? Uncle Sam: Lie down in the middle of the street and you’ll soon be at a hospital. Farmer Please set an example to me.Uncle Sam: I think you come to our city at the first tim
5、e. It’s much more beautiful than the field. Is that right?Farmer: Yes, uncle. But it is built on the field. Uncle Sam’s face turns red.Three Good FriendsOne day, a monkey rides his bike near the river. This time he sees a lion under a tree. The lion runs at him. He is afraid and falls in
6、to the river. He can’t swim. He shouts. The rabbit hears him. He jumps into the river. The rabbit swims to the monkey, but he can’t help him. Luckily, an elephant comes along. He is very strong. He helps the rabbit and monkey. Three friends are very happy. They go to the elephant’s home. Then, three of them become good friends.