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1、相声论拳（Cross talk on Boxing）On the fistA: we are the Qu Yuan Miscellaneous program,B: ah!A: its colorful.B: YesA: Yes, I do,B: Well.A: Yes, there is,B: YesA: there are practices, there are changes.B: YesA: do you know what I do?B: I dare not say soA: practice family!B: practice family?A: martial arts,
2、 martial arts, tell you that I dont knowB: why dont you understand?!A: youre not hereB: why not here is not what happened, man? Whats the matter here?! Tai Chi, right?A: ah!B: monkey,A: ah!B: drunken, Changquan, Nanquan, anyway anyway.? Dont you fight? Whats this?!A: just a fewB: is that rare?A: Wel
3、l, I know how many punches I can makeB: Well, I know thatA: tell you,B: ah!A: No, not under one hundred.B: ah! You can do it. Can you have one hundred?A: probably more than thatB: Well, could you tell us what you would like to do?A: yes!B: tell me something about it!A: first of all,B: Well.A: Meng S
4、u seven style boxing, have you heard of it?B: Meng Su, seven. Well, I heard a little,A: ah?B: what punches do you have?A: Jin Jin Zhang Guandong boxing,B: OhA: autumn is inclined to wear the star boxing, boxing, silk wrapped around the wind fell on the wilder boxing, boxing, Yan Qing TAN Fang rollin
5、g leakage down frame boxing, boxing, Li Kui hard stretched Samsung gun hammer fist (actually three gun hammer fist error), Tiger Crane boxing,B: oh! (stretched tone)There was respect for boxing, boxing, Tai Chi, many fathers Taisui boxing, Taizu Changquan, Heyang Wuzu boxing, Taejo seventy-two style
6、 boxing,B: what punches do you have?A: there is a fist,B: Well.A: two yuan, three times four boxing boxing, boxing, four Yue Tong hammer fist, accounting for five of boxing, boxing, boxing, Wuhu mountain Liuhe eight seven St. boxing, boxing, boxing, boxing, seven and eight Bajiquan, nine dragon boxi
7、ng, ten to twelve, thirteen hook boxing, both inside and outside the Pacific boxing, Shaolin boxing, eighteen thirteen catch flash over boxing, boxing, horse twenty-four rub thirty-six dagger boxing, boxing, boxing and seventy-two horizontal stone, one hundred and eight arhat boxing,B: thats a lot o
8、f punch!A: and the flying tiger fist,B: Uh huhA: Tiger fist, dragon dragon boxing, boxing, mantis, white crane, black boxing, boxing is boxing, python, rat ox tiger, rabbit boxing, boxing, dragon, snake boxing, boxing, boxing, horse sheep monkey, chicken, dog boxing boxing, boxing, boxing, leopard l
9、ion bear boxing, Phoenix boxing, boxing, boxing, flying the Harrier penises White Ape tongbeiquan,B: what punches do you have?A: is there a big fist,B: oh!A: small Hong boxing, boxing, boxing, Tantra, Waijia boxing, boxing, boxing, Yin Yang Huo Quan, Zhao Jiaquan, Cai Jiaquan, Mo boxing, boxing, box
10、ing, sword of Chaoyang mountain boxing, boxing, boxing, tennis patron Gongli (probably not) boxing, disintegrating mill boxing, boxing, boxing, Lash Hoolock boxing, boxing, drag on, trip to boxing,B: OhA: Crown Prince sword fist,B: ah!A: is there a hard line, karate, boxing, Xingyi boxing, mind, luc
11、k,B: finished?A: split fist and hang fist,B: and?A: do boxing jump,B: ooh!A: play boxing, boxing, boxing, fast hands stretched to save, Changquan, short boxing, boxing, boxing, cross cutting, Nanquan boxing, Muay Thai, Yang HuaQuan, inserted boxing, boxing, boxing, boxing, tie up pigua boxing, boxin
12、g, Tai Chi, yin and Yang nature five when Taiyi five boxing!B: ok!A: everybody, you know?B: whats the matter?A: I did the best,B: the best?A: the most adept,B: what boxing?A: is that (nei4) of Huo Yuanjias boxing.B: boxing?A: know the characteristics of boxing?B: what?A: jump, jump, jump, jump, run,
13、 shrink, small, soft, soft, artfulB: ten words!A: rigid and flexible, that is, fast and powerful.B: yes!A: our ancestors with their home lover ah,B: YesA: Yes, Ive got it.B: Oh dear! Thats great!A: WellB: since you can practice, zen4?,A: ah!B: here today, we all welcome him to our practice to the bo
14、xing?A: where do you practice that?B: just practice here. Hows it going?A: practice here?B: ah, do you?A: you call this bad.B: how bad was it?A: bad ah.B: that doesnt mean thatA: intentionally let me fall,B: who is it?A: where is this place?B: that Qu Yuan MiscellaneousA: Yes, do you know all of you
15、 here?B: Oh, dont knowA: here is the high talented men still remained in concealment!B: YesA: do you know where nei3 is the swordsman in Kunlun Mountains?B: Oh, hi!A: where (nei3) is the crescent mountain ocean? Which (nei3) is five, when the mountain is old? Which (nei3) is the monk of Shaolin Temp
16、le?B: ha ha ha. You can rest assured that there is no one, ah!A: maybe there is a master of martial arts here,B: Oh, that cant be stoppedA: Martial Arts boxer,B: yes!A: has a rookie,B: yes!A: gymnastics coach,B: ah!A: the champion of Wushu, the international referee and the president of the Olympic
17、Games. Here, do I dare to practice?B: (laughs) Hey, I said you were so worried. He just came here and couldnt come all that,A: No, it isntB: besides, we are just practicing and playing. Who can laugh at you?A: No, I havent practiced for more than a week. Im afraid I cant do itB: what time is it? I d
18、ont finish it in a week?A: ah!B: I said that you are looking for,A: No, not looking for,B: why do you think there are fewer people here?A: No, no, thats not what it meansB: ah? Put on airsA: No, there is no shelfB: ah?A: there is no shelfB: all this (zen4) are welcome, if you do not practice a littl
19、e justified.A: ah? (theres a pinch here. I dont know what its supposed to be.)B: this or train can be justified?A: really want to practice? You really want to do?B: Well!A: its over! Practice!B: practice!A: practice must be like a practiceB: thats for sure!A: this coat it out of the way.B: well? Wha
20、t should I do then?A: in a bit, (to the middle coat hem roll on, roll up your sleeves with arms)B: its a bit in there, you see, the small opening son bunt play. Light heard the boxing never seen ah, today we open our eyes and look at the times of the boxingA: Ill be all right then!B: Hey, whats that
21、 polite?A: I was on the spot when,B: Well.A: you do! Taiai! (salute the audience with a salute)B: Yes, ah ah ah, not you, what do you mean?A: Martial Arts rules,B: Oh, ohA: This is called Boxing at hand, worship not just is a courtesy (right hand hit the left hand) people do not blameB: there are ma
22、ny laws and regulationsA: all of you present,B: ah!A: Mr. Wen, you are an old gentleman,B: eh!A: Wu, you are a teacherB: yes!A: off court?,B: ah!A: standing at one stop,B: yes!A: everybody, is your bossB: choke? How.A: today I do this, (variable shrink mouth) or not, please advice!B: whats that smel
23、l? Is this?A: Yes, Im an apprentice,B: Well.A: I have been trained to, daoqiangjianji ax hook, whip mace and hammer catch, Tang stick lance rod, Guaizi meteor; Ive hooked him, with tips, edged, prickly, with needle Emei son, the son of chains,B: Hey!A: Ive had a fist (strike a blow)B: yes!A: I playe
24、d leg (foot kick up, like Peking Opera movement, the horse teacher video for people, decent Cobain learned)B: (shy) good!A: I dont have a good grounding,B: yes!A: the school is not home,B: yes!A: today I practiced it a set of boxing,B: practice a set!A: Im going to do it,B: Hows it going?A: Im cover
25、ed,B: yes!A: look, Im selling my strength. Ive got a sweat on my neck,B: Hows it going?A: you applaud me, and I applaud you,B: ok!A: your rich change,B: Hows it going?A: you can help me with my money,B: ok!A: it doesnt matter if you dont bring change,B: what shall I do?A: stand up and cheer,B: ok!A:
26、 give me a hand,B: (understood) choke? Ah?A: practice it once!B: No, stop, performing martial arts performers? More money, right?A: Well, no money,B: Well, you cant ask for money,A: put your heart in your stomach,B: ah!A: no moneyB: no money!A: after finishing training,B: ah!A: I have a treasure,B:
27、YesA: called tiger ( bone elongated sound concept) Zhuifeng plaster,B: ooh! (very helpless shaking hands)A: I this plaster whether you are back pain, leg pain, lumbar sprain, poor gas, you put me this plaster (B block a) I keep you under three.B: No, no, No. stop and stop. Why did you run to the pla
28、ster again?A: string, string, go there (here also pinched a paragraph) look at this (top action)B: Ooh, pull a hand, flying swallow! Ooh! OK, pretty! (a a hanging around, almost fell, B quickly Qufu) Oh, hey!A: no!B: I saidA: no practice!B: I saidA: no practice! (again, I got pinched. I remember the
29、 last time I saw a student from the Northern Song school. This is what it seems to be. Why didnt you practice? A reply to the waistbandB: I dont practice it?A: Yes, a potential trip, trip to boxing training,B: BoxingA: what is the potential power, all depend on?B: all on the same foot!A: eh! Give me
30、 a test first,B: Oh, did you test me?A: can you name it?B: lets see!A: look, whats this called? (of horse riding, crouching posture)B: riding a horse and squatting, isnt it?A: Oh, here it is!B: whats the name of the mask?A: this (put one off)B: one leg,A: ah!B: one!A: ooh!B: Hows it going?!A: this (
31、one leg independent, another leg, upper body forward almost parallel to the ground, arms to both sides horizontally)B: the Dragon explores the sea.!A: this (legs squat, arms stretched upward on the sides of the head, the whole body like a X)B: the fire burning day!A: YesB: well? I dont know. Are you
32、?A: the TV (nei4) antennaB: Oh, go!(end)A: Meng Su seven inch Jin Zhang boxing, boxing, Kanto boxing, is inclined to wear the star of autumn thoughts, fell on the dusty Huai de boxing boxing boxing, Yan Qing Tan side rolling leakage down frame boxing, boxing, San Li Kui hard stretch gun hammer boxin
33、g, Tiger Crane boxing, boxing, Boxing up by respect Taiyi, boxing, boxing, Tai Taizu Changquan, five Zuka Yoken, seventy-two Dynasty there is a boxing, boxing, boxing, lying two yuan three boxing, boxing, four to four Tu hammer leaf boxing and five battle boxing, boxing, boxing, Wuhu mountain Liuhe
34、eight seven St. boxing, boxing, boxing and seven eight, boxing, Bajiquan, nine dragon boxing, ten, twelve, thirteen hook boxing and boxing, Shaolin boxing Taibao thirteen grasping and eighteen flash turn boxing, boxing, horse twenty-four thirty-six dagger boxing, boxing, boxing and seventy-two horiz
35、ontal stone, one hundred and eight arhat boxing.B: thats a lot of punch!A: there are flying tiger, tiger fist, Qinglong boxing, dragon boxing, mantis, white crane, black boxing, boxing is boxing, python, rat ox tiger, rabbit boxing, boxing, dragon, snake boxing, boxing, boxing, horse sheep monkey, c
36、hicken, dog boxing boxing, boxing, boxing lion leopard bear, boxing, boxing, boxing, flying phoenix harrier penises boxing, White Ape tongbeiquan.B: what punches do you have?A: is there a big fist, small Hong boxing, boxing, boxing, Peru trace neijiaquan, Waijia boxing, boxing, Yang Jiaquan, Yin Huo
37、 Quan, Zhao Jiaquan, Cai Jiaquan, Mo boxing, boxing, boxing, sword Chaoyang boxing, boxing skill, patron mountain boxing, boxing, boxing, composite diamond enchants boxing, boxing, boxing, off the cuff hoolock zimenquan, sword, Prince lying ground boxing boxing, karate, hand in hand with, Xingyi box
38、ing, boxing, mind, luck.B: thats over!A: split fist and hang fist!B: and.A: dont jump boxing boxing, playing boxing, boxing, boxing, fast hands stretched to save, Changquan, short boxing, boxing, boxing, cross cutting, Nanquan boxing, Muay Thai, soft tie boxing, fancy, boxing, boxing, even a fork pigua boxing, boxing, boxing, Tai Chi, yin and Yang nature five when the five elements boxing TaiB: ok!