《搞笑英语话剧剧本.doc》由会员分享，可在线阅读，更多相关《搞笑英语话剧剧本.doc（4页珍藏版）》请在三一文库上搜索。
1、搞笑英语话剧剧本西门吹雪与叶孤城搞笑7人剧本西门吹雪与叶孤城演员表：西门吹雪叶孤城花满楼king路人上官雪儿旁白道具：牛奶两袋，匕首一把，戒子一枚，纸屑若干。第一幕：决战紫荆城之颠旁白：A quiet village is covered with white snow .Birds are dancing in the cold .A man is walking along the street ,step by step .Wind is coming in silence.Another mysterious man approaches .Y与X相遇X：oH ,I am sorry
2、to knock you !Y:, Never mind baby.X:Excuse me， who are you on earth? Could you tell me your name?Y:,I wont change my name! no matter what happens. Im the most famous-YeGucheng. Who are you?X:Iamximenchuixue.Y惊讶:Ar, ximenchui xue?the best MartialArts?X:Great, you know me !Today is your dead date!Y抱腿：
3、Please, please Dont kill me! Let me go!X:No, I must kill you !Y:I dont want to be killed. There are a eighty-year-old mother and a three-year old son to be looked after by me!X:No way! Because we are fighting now ! you know ?Y突然站起冷冷的说：Dont force me!X:Pardon!(Y拿出一袋牛奶)X抢过牛奶:milk, very good ! I like dr
4、inking it. How do you know that?Y:please drink it!X喝完牛奶:Thanks,Y:Do you still want to kill me ?X:Sure, must! Milk is milk.Y(恼怒+冷酷):Very good ! very good ! I hope you will not forget what you said!?X:Im sure I wont!Y:I must give you a lesson ! If I dont beat you this time, youll never behave properly
5、 ! 3-2-1!X捂着肚子，蹲下（做痛苦状）：Oach,Oach !Y大笑：HaHathe milk is exceed the time limit （一人路过，x起身跑过去）X可怜状: excuse me! Help , help , Where is the washroom?please ,tell me .Y:Oh,I see ,go along this street and turn right when you see a corssing road!X:Thanks,byebye.Y:byebye (以胜利者的语气，转头,看见 花满楼)Y:Who are you?H:Hua
6、man-lou! Have you seen ximenchuixue?Y:Yes, he was beaten by me and is in “WC” .H惊讶:Now you are the best in the world !Y:You are right !H:Teriffic ! you are the one my king looking for ! do you want join in us? If you follow my king,he will give what you want.Y:Yes,Its very good.H:Ok, follow me, Lets
7、 go to see my king!第二幕：无间道H:My dearest ! let me introduce yegucheng to you! （指Y） this is yegucheng.K:sit down plese, yegucheng.Y:excuse me,I have a question.will you give me what I want just if I follow you?King:yes,I will.Y:Thats good. Can you give me a MM ?K:of couse.You are the one who has the si
8、milar taste with me! HahahaY:of course.美女出场M:hello，帅锅.K: this is shangguanxueer.ok,now lets have a ritual.H走到Y前，婚礼进行曲起，H神甫状:Yegucheng! Do you want to follow my king no matter what happens such as cold headache , poor ,rich?Y: Yes,I do.K: Huamanlou, come . put the ring on his finger!（音乐停）X唱着上:(看到戒指)
9、this ring should be mine!K:But who are you ? why should it belong to you?Y急切: king! Dear king ! I must go now , my brother is looking for me.X冷酷:yegucheng! Come here ! I want to tell you something!Y抱X的腿:old brother ! Forgive me!X:Forgive you? Why ?Y: Once there was a chance before me , I lost it . I
10、f the god give me another chance, Ill tell you “ I love you ” , If the remustbea limited period,I hope it is thousand year!X:You shall cheat me ! all you did are wrong ! how can you tell me the ladys “WC”!Y:I like going ladys WC .III think that you like what I like.(又拿出一袋牛奶)X:milk?I love you.K:Dont
11、say that “you love me”. Ill kill you for you saying dirty word to me !X:What? (侧耳装着听不到) Youkill-me?come, come(上去抓住K)K:Fuck you. I must kill you!X:How can you kill me? hahaY:Let me have a try! 3-2-1(X捂着肚子，蹲下)M: oh,what happened?（看着X，做惊吓状）are you ok?（跑到西门吹雪身边）Y :do you want to go to wc?X:Yes,II do.Y:h
12、aha, the milk was added 三聚氰胺 beyond standards.M: you , stupid , bad behavior ! go away !K; why ? why do you help him ! who actually are you ?M: actually,Im a spy sended by LuXiaofeng,and I fell in love with ximenchuixue.K惊讶: !youyouYou are Xlover?Y: do you know, you are the first person who cheated
13、me ! I hate you .(轻声说)let me tell you,will die.M扑倒在的身边：,dot die ,you should be alive ,there are much hope in the future and tomorrow is a good beginning !K:what a moving story ! I was impressed !Y:life is a progress ,but it is depressed that it can not resume !M: life is a progress ,and it is deligh
14、t that it neednt resume !(M忽然将一把匕首插进Y的心脏，吓跑.音乐再见，警察起)Y痛苦状:I never anticipate you treat me by this ,why?tell me why?(Y死，音乐停)（X咳，H扑到身边，电影我的父亲母亲原声音乐起）M: X , oh , no ,you cant die ,we will go home together .X:go home ! ?M:Tomorrow is another day ! even you have the last second to live ,you should be alive ,not only for me , but for our love.X: promise me,youll get on well,and youll never let go.M I promise . I will never let go（X死） ,M: be alive !yeah , be alive ! be alive without ahendance !