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1、本文格式为Word版，下载可任意编辑英语短笑话大全爆笑|笑话大全 爆笑简短 笑话以其短小的篇幅,洗练的文笔,幽默的情节,独有的魅力吸引着我们每一个人,成为大家茶余饭后的调味剂。我细心收集了爆笑英语短笑话，供大家观赏学习! 爆笑英语短笑话篇1 Student A: When do people talk least? 同学甲: 人们在什么时候说话最少? Student B: In February. 同学乙: 在二月。 Student A: Why? 同学甲: 为什么呢? Student B: Because February is the shortest month of a year. 同
2、学乙: 由于二月是一年中最短的一个月。 爆笑英语短笑话篇2 A young man came home from work and found his bride upset. I feel terrible, she said. I was pressing your suit and I burned a big hole in the seat of your trousers. 丈夫下班回到家里，发觉自己的新娘心绪烦乱。我心里太难过了，她说。我在给你熨西装时把裤子的臀部烧了个大洞。 Forget it , consoled her husband. Remember that Ive
3、got an extra pair of pants for that suit. 没事儿，丈夫劝慰她说。你忘了我这套衣服有两条裤子。 Yes, said the woman, cheering up. And its lucky you have. I used them to patch the hole. 是的，妻子兴奋地说，幸亏你还有一条，我后来就用它来补了这个洞了。 爆笑英语短笑话篇3 Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and after a long trial, the jury acquitted him. L
4、ater that day Carlson came back to the judge who had presided at the hearing. 卡尔森被指控盗窃一辆奔驰轿车，经过长时间的审讯，陪审团将他无罪释放。之后，卡尔森找到了听证会上主持的法官。 Your honor, he said, I want to get out a warrant for that dirty lawyer of mine. 法官大人，他说，我想申请一张逮捕令抓捕那个肮脏的律师。 Why? asked the judge, He won your acquittal. What do you wan
5、t to have him arrested for? 为什么?法官问，他让你赢得了无罪释放。莫非他有什么罪吗? Well，your honor,replied Carlson, I didnt have the money to pay his fee, so he went and took the car I stole. 是的，法官大人，卡尔森回答，我没有钱付我的律师费，他就把我那辆偷来的车开走了。 看了爆笑英语短笑话的人还看了： 1.短一点的爆笑英文小笑话大全 2.英语小笑话很短的 3.关于简短的爆笑英文小笑话大全 4.简短爆笑英文小笑话大全 5.短英语小笑话大全 第 2 页 共 2 页