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1、Three JokesJoke 1Clerk in a post office, after weighing the letter: That letters too heavy. Youll have to put another stamp on it.Man: Whats the good of that? If I put another stamp on it, that will only make it heavier, wons it?Joke 2What are you doing, my dear?said a mother to her four-year-old da
2、ughter. Im writing a letter to Helen,the little girl answered. But dear,said the mother, you dons know how to write.The little girl continued to make marks on the paper with her pencil and answered: Well, Helen doesns know how to read, so it doesns make any difference.Joke 3A school inspector1 was v
3、isiting an English class one day. He found some students were not sure about how to put the letters i or e in the words like receive,believe,and ceiling2.He said: Students, I can give you a rule. It always works3 well for me.The students were very interested. Even the teacher seemed eager to learn t
4、his important rule.The inspector continued: It is simply this: Write the i and the e exactly alike4 and then put the dot in the middle over them. inspector 巡视员 receive 收到, 接到 believe 相信 ceiling 天花板 dot 点, 圆点笑话三则笑话1 邮局的工作人员称过信后：“这封信太重了。你需要再贴一张邮票。”寄信人：“那样做有什么好处？如果我在信上再贴一张邮票，岂不是更重了？”笑话2 “做什么呢，宝贝？”妈妈问她四岁的女儿。“我在给海伦写信，”小姑娘回答。“可是宝贝，”妈妈说，“你不知道怎么写。”小姑娘继续用铅笔在纸上涂画，答道：“哦，海伦不认识字，所以会写不会写都一样。”笑话3 一天，有个学校巡视员在视察一堂英语课时，发现有些学生拿不准像“receive”、“believe”和“ceiling”这些单词中的字母i和e什么在前，什么在后。他说：“同学们，我可以告诉你们一个规律。这个规律对我来说很管用。”学生们很感兴趣，甚至老师也急于想知道这个重要的规律。巡视员接着说：“很简单：把i和e写得很相像，然后在它们上面中间的地方点个点。”3