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1、本文格式为Word版，下载可任意编辑英语幽默笑话和翻译幽默笑话英语翻译 英语（幽默笑话）和翻译一： Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were whipped by their women. Also, I want all the women to g
2、o with St Peter. Said and done, and there are two lines. The line of the men that were whipped was 100 miles long, and the line of men that dominated women, there was only one man. God got mad and said. You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image and you were all whipped by yo
3、ur mates. Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud. Learn from him! Tell them, my son, how did you manage to be the only one on that line? The man said, I dont know, my wife told me to stand here. 英语幽默笑话和翻译二： A little boy asked his father: Daddy, how much does it cost to get m
4、arried? The father replied: I don t know son. I m still paying! 英语幽默笑话和翻译三： A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells PIG! The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, WITCH(女巫)! They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road. If only men would listen. 第 2 页 共 2 页