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1、英文简历中避讳的话总结英文简历中避讳的话总结致命的 大错 Finished 8th in my high school graduatingclass of10. Qualifications:No educationor experience.Iam relativelyin _igent,obedientand loyal as a puppy.Mypensation should be at least equal to my age. Reason forLeaving:It had to do with the IRS, FBI and SEC. FiredbecauseI foug
2、ht for lower pay. Size of employer:Very tall,probablyover 65 . Please disregardthe enclosed resume-it isterriblyout of date. Reason for Leaving: My boss said the end of theworld isnear.Reason forLeaving:The owner gave new meaningto the word paranoia. I prefer to elaborate privately.打字错误与语法错误 Here ar
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